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  • The way Massholes drive and how much vehicles rust here there won't be a shortage any time soon lol

  • I'm a heavy sleeper and this sounds like a great alternative for me, I won't have to set an alarm an hour before I have to get up and hit snooze for an hour anymore! Gonna have to head to the junkyard and get some airbags now

  • USPS is self funded, and only until a couple years ago now were we losing money. Once retirement prefunding was repealed we started making money again

  • "When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!"

    — Sgt Johnson, Halo 2

  • Old? Buddy not only did I have an RCA system like that with surround sound as a kid, I have a Technics one in my living room now that I literally found on the side of the road. Full cabinet system with the floor speakers and everything. Radio tuner, cassette player, 6 disk CD player, phono preamp for my record player as well. I use it instead of a shitty sound bar or the tv speakers because it was free and sounds loads better.

  • Every day this twat is in the news it always proves more and more why his brain worm died of starvation

  • You better answer

  • At least there's some shade and greenery nearby, still better than the American Asphalt Fields

  • What do you mean? You don't wanna be in the middle of an asphalt wasteland that's at least 20° hotter than a grassy area with no shade or trees whatsoever cooking the concrete you will inevitably walk barefoot on during peak pool use time like summer? Won't you think of the shareholders profits for one second!

  • Oh of course, especially if you have the IWHBYD skull on. I don't believe the theory, just stating it's existence lol I doubt Johnson would ever get married, he's married to the Corps OORAH

  • Halo: Contact Harvest has you covered, Johnson shows his knowledge on what the ladies like to Jilan al-Cygni and current fan theory is they might've gotten married following this encounter due to a line in Halo 2 where he mentions his mother in law.

  • Bioshock

    Halo: Combat Evolved

    Fallout New Vegas

    Also, cynical answer is also whatever current mobile game is making a bazillion dollars right now because ✨capitalism✨

  • Speak for yourself, I weaponize mine in the form of unstoppable Halo lore.

    "Sgt Johnson sex scene? Damn straight it's cannon, and I'd be happy to expand on that topic."

  • João Pessoa is a decent city and the most eastern point of South America so at least they left the important part. Shame about the Amazon though, there will be major climate issues because of that.

  • I like collecting games, nothing crazy like graded games (graded anything is a scam) or like I have to have every game ever made for a specific console, I just like having a big shelf of games.

    I really want a like new, in box green Halo edition original Xbox. People want stupid money for them but I just want to have one. I've got a good condition boxed regular black console and a boxed Halo 3 Xbox 360 but I reeeeally want the green OG.

    Here's what people are trying to sell a NIB version for

  • When I flew back from Brazil last year to Orlando, almost the entire plane was families with kids, a lot of which were wearing Disney merch. I bet that flight will soon be much less full as $250 is currently almost R$1,400 per person. R$5,500 additional for a family of 4 is a LOT of money in Brazil.

  • To be fair, the "gallon size" you see in the meme is 90% ice, 9% milk and 1% "coffee." Dunks is selling plastic cups with ice for over $5.

  • "Hey Siri, set a 2 minute timer"

    Answer call

    Alarm goes off

    Put phone into airplane mode

    Problem solved

  • Same with classic rock stations, I swear to fucking god Boston's 100.7 plays Turn the Page by Bob Seger or Metallica's cover daily at like 7:45am. That's usually followed by one of 3 AC/DC songs then 10-15 minutes of commercials since iHeartRadio bought them a while ago.