Beyond supporting local businesses, Starbucks’ coffee is just objectively poor quality in comparison to that of any local roster.

I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I’m scared…

This was the final straw for him? Really??

Congress: “Yeah whatever, do what the orange guy says.”

I’ve been saying for the past decade that I think the federal government holds way too much power and needs to dissolve. The country is too big for how centralized the power is and the states cannot effectively satisfy their constituents’ needs when they’re so beholden to federal interests. I love the state and city that I live in and I don’t want to have to move across the world in order to live somewhere with sane politics but I’m sick of progress here being delayed because so many of our resources are going to the federal government and being compromised by the interests of the other 98% of the country.

“To Serve and Protect…”

180 seconds (3 minutes) is a hilarious overestimation of any fighter’s ability. Unless you’re counting the time it takes to bleed out.

He’s proven that he can’t be reasoned with and is effectively immune from accountability. At this point, casting blame upon him is essentially the same as blaming a natural disaster for the destruction it causes. If you get burned while playing with fire, would it be rational to blame the fire?

I also hate that that’s our reality. But I see people arguing that blaming Democrats for dropping the ball gives Trump and the Republican party a free pass to be shitty and this is my dilemma.

“What could raising a child cost? $5000?”

“You’ve never actually raised a child, have you?”

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

Cutting off your nose to spite China

My state rejected the state-wide RCV measure in November :⁠-⁠\

Get one with a heated seat and he’ll forgive you even if he doesn’t come around to the butt spray. Heated seats are something I never knew I needed and now that I have it I can never go back. I cringe whenever I’m at a friend’s house and I need to sit on their cold toilet seat.

I invested in a bidet shortly after the pandemic mania. I laugh in the face of toilet paper.

Sadly, I could see this convincing people desperate enough for cash…

Lol what’s he going to do at Tesla? More false promises of self-driving by the end of the year? Robot butlers that are totally not just being controlled remotely by some guy in a VR suit?

If you’re lucky! Many die young from the prioritization of profit over public safety.

I like to get stoned. When I lived in San Francisco I could easily get around the city using public transit no matter my state if inebriation. Now, I’m confined to what’s within walking distance, which is a couple coffee shops and a bar. I’ll hit them up occasionally but there’s only so many times I can go by a coffee shop in a day.

They exist but as long as roads are available to cars then people will keep on doing what they’re used to doing, which is driving their car.

We need to start blocking off streets and if the government won’t do it then the people should.

That’s why there also need to be laws that ban cars from densely populated places where alternative transit is accessible. It should be inconvenient to drive anywhere in the city.