I snagged this one just the other day

This one’s on me. I’ve been around here long enough to have known better.

This makes me think of how Flock (unsuccessfully) pitched to Uber/Lyft to get driver’s dash cams into their surveillance network.

It has no power over me, I can quit whenever I want!

I remember it from the Inspector Gadget movie

Looks like thinly sliced zucchini to me

The idealistic answer: Science! Lots of things to learn by establishing humanity’s first extraterrestrial presence on our closest celestial neighbor.

The realistic answer: Capitalism. Lots of money to be made in mining the moon.

Looks like this crossing needs a “crossing brick”. A brick pedestrians carry from one end to the other, with the implication that they get to deliver it though the windshield of any driver who doesn’t respect the crossing.

Is the US just trying to start wars

Yes. Ever since Zelelesky told Trump that Ukraine’s elections were suspended over the war he’s been desperate to get the US into a full-scale war of its own.

omlet of cheese

He said what he said.

“Clearly, this generation knows nothing of hardship. It may not seem like it but we live in the most equitable period in the history of the US and the tools and technology available to you give you no excuse for failure. The previous generations had the Great Depression and World Wars and all you do is complain. Instead of living selfishly beyond your means, try living on a budget. You don’t need to have money to start having kids, there are people living in poverty all over the world and that’s not stopping them.”

Obviously, just about the biggest /s I’ve ever /s’ed. These are just an example of the things people have said to me, taken more or less verbatim.

Excuse me, I ordered everything and you left out 99.999…% of it.

“I can’t believe you’ve done this!”

I was in an argument just yesterday on the “not having enough kids” subject where people were insisting that younger generations are choosing to live in “expensive places” and that they should move to “cheaper places” so they can start families. As if the idea of abandoning their lives, careers and friends to go live out in the boonies in order to provide a bare-minimum QoL for their family is going to change any dual-income-no-kids couples’ minds.

I’ve seen his face on the internet before but I couldn’t tell you what he sounds like or what genre he plays.

“The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it and that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine: it’s easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.” -Nemik, Andor S1

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Imagine getting cancelled in 2026 for being a billionaire’s bitch.

Meanwhile, the Mariners have been snubbing Macklemore since 2024