Beluga [comrade/them]

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Pentagon concerned after Biden goes “missing” just before asking members of his cabinet about nuclear weapons. “He asked me if he was allowed to ‘push the button’ and made references to fireworks”

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Pentagon concerned after Biden goes “missing” just before asking members of his cabinet about nuclear weapons. “He asked me if he was allowed to ‘push the button’ and made references to fireworks”

Beluga [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to

fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Bloke from Leeds claims aliens ABDUCTED him and implanted him with a chip that gave him more libido which lead to him amassing a whopping 20k pounds credit card debt on porn site XHAMSTER

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Bloke from Leeds claims aliens ABDUCTED him and implanted him with a chip that gave him more libido which lead to him amassing a whopping 20k pounds credit card debt on porn site XHAMSTER

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Director Quentin Tarantino dead at 63

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Director Quentin Tarantino dead at 63

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

FDA issues emergency recall for all Dr.Pepper drinks across the US after former factory employee publishes manifesto to Facebook admitting to spiking thousands of liters of the product with ricin

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FDA issues emergency recall for all Dr.Pepper drinks across the US after former factory employee publishes manifesto to Facebook admitting to spiking thousands of liters of the product with ricin

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

“Pillar of the community” elderly man from Lower East Side cuts off penis and kills 3 NYPD officers after 22 y old grandson forced him to try “mystery drug” for a TikTok video in a bid to go viral

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“Pillar of the community” elderly man from Lower East Side cuts off penis and kills 3 NYPD officers after 22 y old grandson forced him to try “mystery drug” for a TikTok video in a bid to go viral

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Decomposing body of a woman found months later at an NYC “escape room” after employees and players thought it was a prop

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Decomposing body of a woman found months later at an NYC “escape room” after employees and players thought it was a prop

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Chippy owner burns down 30% of all businesses in his area after Wigan counsel forces him to temporarily close due to refusal to comply with regular inspections

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Chippy owner burns down 30% of all businesses in his area after Wigan counsel forces him to temporarily close due to refusal to comply with regular inspections

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Mayor Adams: “I feared for my life” claims he was coerced into taking bribes and didn’t know how to take “no” for an answer because of the potential consequences

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Mayor Adams: “I feared for my life” claims he was coerced into taking bribes and didn’t know how to take “no” for an answer because of the potential consequences

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Rapper Lil Uzi Vert releases gospel album to the dismay of loyal fans who were expecting a sequel to their 2020 album Eternal Atake

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Rapper Lil Uzi Vert releases gospel album to the dismay of loyal fans who were expecting a sequel to their 2020 album Eternal Atake

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Is there a possibility earth heats up so fast that we all kinda die of heat?

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Is there a possibility earth heats up so fast that we all kinda die of heat?

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doomer@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

MRE reviewer Steve1989MREInfo dies after eating US Air Force support ration Menu#8 beef stew which contained traces of botulism and listeria

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MRE reviewer Steve1989MREInfo dies after eating US Air Force support ration Menu#8 beef stew which contained traces of botulism and listeria

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Biden using his telekinetic dementia powers to make everyone forget he ever existed

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Biden using his telekinetic dementia powers to make everyone forget he ever existed

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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Beluga [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to

fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Gabe Newell assassinated by steam work shop contributor after Steam removed his nude Leon Kennedy mod for Resident Evil 4

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Gabe Newell assassinated by steam work shop contributor after Steam removed his nude Leon Kennedy mod for Resident Evil 4

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Games Workshop files for chapter 7 bankruptcy as 3D printing becomes the norm among the “wargaming” community

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Games Workshop files for chapter 7 bankruptcy as 3D printing becomes the norm among the “wargaming” community

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Wigan man murders 11 police in cold blood after an altercation at the chippy turned awry. The man, 56 had asked for gravy on his fish and chips but got curry instead

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Wigan man murders 11 police in cold blood after an altercation at the chippy turned awry. The man, 56 had asked for gravy on his fish and chips but got curry instead

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Wigan man on holiday to Egypt accidentally activates “Pyramid One” ushering in the apocalypse

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Wigan man on holiday to Egypt accidentally activates “Pyramid One” ushering in the apocalypse

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

🚨Donald Trump Assasinated🚨

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🚨Donald Trump Assasinated🚨

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

1917-2024

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1917-2024

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Alien with interstellar metal cock crashes UFO into Alaska as postmortem claims the alien was “masturbating” before taking a deadly plunge back to earth

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Alien with interstellar metal cock crashes UFO into Alaska as postmortem claims the alien was “masturbating” before taking a deadly plunge back to earth

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Hot Ones host set to interview a category five hurricane in the coming months

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Hot Ones host set to interview a category five hurricane in the coming months

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fakenews@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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Beluga [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettotraingang@hexbear.net•Living the dream
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I can’t hear you from up here

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Beluga [comrade/them]@hexbear.nettotraingang@hexbear.net•Living the dream
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One of my summer homes looks like this

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