that was no metaphor

My name jeff

from the people who brought you “stepping on shit feeling”

that’s why I haven’t downloaded OperaGX to run twitch in the background

They’re always like “I serve God and my country.” but which one is above the other, God or your country?

this feels like an American conservative trolley problem

(yawning intensifies)

I’m more interested I’m a faminethog. Or a pestilencethog, or a deaththog

I understand most these, but why incest porn specifically?

to add insult to injury, this site’s reportedly a scam that may not even send you the dumpster fire coin you ordered

When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

don’t forget the statewide ban on pornographic material. granted it was mostly as anti-lgbt hate speech, but it banned like all sorts of shit including pornhub and it’s subcompanies, several textbooks, etc

for me, it was discoverability. Like, several guides said “use tags” but 4 out of 5 people DON"T. And more often than not, when you do search the tags, you see several posts that aren’t what you wanted at all. Or worse, the tag you search doesn’t have any posts newer than several months to a year. Basically it relied on an honor system where few people had honor.

giant earth worm my beloved

is there oil?

is that why that one british lady Uncle Roger was roasting drained her rice?

I’d be more worried about the impending war between North Carolina and South Carolina

“This coffee tastes like shit!”

“It is shit, Austin.”

“Oh good, then it’s not just me.”

in my defense, there’s like 3 businesses and a few charities that I can only reach through facebook

Mom, look what I found on a flash drive in Grand Dad’s house!