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World News@quokk.au•China "strongly" calls on Putin and Zelenskyy to return to negotiations
1·6 days agomaybe they shouldn’t have profited off and funded the war by buying discounted oil then
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Games@lemmy.world•Game suggestions: Downvote any game you've heard of beforeEnglish
1·6 days agosimilar game play to goose game, but your a penguin, trying to break into the research station and act like you belong for as long as possible. as you always wanted to be an academic.
your penguin might do things like choose recordings from a tape recorder to convince your “colleuges” in a conversation (they sound like the peanuts teacher though) that you are one of them. wearing cute costumes to blend in (lab coat, twead sweater, glasses, etc). if you are caught doing penguin things (waddling, eating raw fish, etc) you are kicked out as the lab has a strict no penguins policy.
if your duration in the lab exceeds the top x % on a weekly leader board you get accepted in to a school and the game moves to a school setting. except your penguin is competing with a mix of other penguins (other players) and actual students (npcs) to stay in the program. you can collect recordings in your recorder and change costumes. you can understand other peguins, but the actual students again sound garbled. if your likeability score gets low enough it is discovered youre a penguin and you get thrown out, as the school has a strict no peguin policy. you are released in the icy wasteland and you have to start your academic career over. if you last long enough in school you graduate the game gives you an nft which can be submitted on a website to verify, which you can brag about in the real world! you have an nft!
if you log in after this your Penguin is stuck in an office with students saying garbled things, you play your recorder, they always accept what you say as you have tenure. you can look out the windows at children playing. raising the question did your penguin really want to get in to academia, to be accepted, or something else…
what do they think the force is that the military is projecting?
i declare security!
this is what i imagine if happening in those kinder coding classes.
“today class, we will be delving into the wonderful world of ternary operations”
“at my old school we never transformed ourselves into anthropamorphic logic gates”
“carlos!”
“/shrug”
Batman@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Odo's been holding back on his abilities this whole time!
2·23 days agohear me out, a show like picard but for ds9. this is what odos like?
is there any reason to think they’ve stopped?
A Related family has 600k take home. their kids go to athletic camps with trainers from professional teams in the off season. then go back to school and expectedly run circles around their peers. the difference in skill is always attributed to their work ethic or genetics…
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politics @lemmy.world•Live updates: Trump says Iran will ‘pay the price’ for taking too long to negotiate | CNN
9·27 days agothis strategy seems to have worked well for Greenland and Canada. Grey rocking at an International scale.
My problem is my coworkers always misinterpret my reasons for writing tests. they think i must want to make an artisimal work of art, or they think I’m challenging them in some way. in the PR they don’t take the scope of the project into account and start pitching to my boss edge cases i didn’t test for. is it an organizational problem, sure. but tests are not written into a proposal and are billed as engineering hours. get it working and ship it it’s our business model, making tests a niceity.
/rant
Batman@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I am extremely fatigued with the constant negativity
3·1 month agoof course anointed oil wouldn’t work it’s an oil painting. you need holy water because oil and water don’t mix
Batman@lemmy.worldto
Electric Vehicles@slrpnk.net•Slate Auto gets serious about privacy for its bare-bones EV pickup
7·1 month agoand have updates installed via static file, don’t get my phone involved
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Privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Slate Auto Claims It's EV Pickup Will Never Track You
1·1 month agoyeah a lot of the cheaper f 150s are 2wd, but they run 70-80k
Batman@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•The ship's universal translator isn't equipped for this.
2·1 month ago… well that’s what we tell ourselves isn’t it boomhauer.
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politics @lemmy.world•Euro-Office, Europe's open-source alternative to Microsoft Office and Google Docs, launches June 9
2·1 month agothink only office has a lot of collaborative functionality that libreoffice doesn’t.
Batman@lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•"US has the troops in place to attack Cuba" per PoliticoEnglish
2·1 month agobecause it helps whoever our enemies will be in ww3
At that point id argue it is an ABC




maybe they were all shot down due to sampling bias? would have been B XVII .