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BananaPeal

@ BananaPeal @sh.itjust.works

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Older millennial nerd.

  • [Deck] Make it make sense

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  • You can also think of it this way. Clock turns clockwise = time goes forward. Steam deck turns clockwise = webpage moves forward. Forward on a webpage is down because of reading direction.

  • Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs

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  • Some people are bigger opinions than others!

  • Why did everyone keep asking the duck to pull up his pants?

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  • *buttqwack

  • based vs cringe

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  • I've referenced it a few times in the past and they didn't complain. Oh well.

  • based vs cringe

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  • As a dad who tries to connect with his kids, I made a 67 reference last week. Their response: "Oh Dad, 67 is old now." Kids these days can't even commit to the bit. 🤣

  • ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff

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  • My stance is fuck ICE, but not people who are possibly ICE. Judge people based on how they act and the message they send, not based on which race and age group they belong to

  • ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff

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  • I wasn't arguing the legality, just that it's not in their best interest to deny service to someone because they might be ICE. If they can clearly tell that the people who walked in are ICE or acting in a racist way, then deny away.

  • ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff

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  • Probably because they're often not clearly identifiable as law enforcement, let alone ICE. Can't It's not good business to deny service just because they look the type that might be ICE.

    Edit: People seem to be misunderstanding my intentions here. Businesses should totally refuse service to anyone clearly showing to be ICE or acting in a racist way. Fuck them.

    I'm saying that it's not in their best interest to deny service to middle aged white guys / rednecks because they look like they might be in ICE. They'd go out of business.

  • Omg

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  • So much less destructible than Strawhenge or Woodhenge.

  • What would the Department of Education change it's name to if it renamed itself like the Department of Defense did?

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  • What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?

  • Piracy is communism 😎

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  • Pretty much

  • The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

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  • In my 20s, I worked in a place primarily staffed by women. As in it was just me and one other guy on the floor and we didn't work the same shift. I intentionally left the seat up, waiting for a day to get spoken to about it. Somehow in my young mind, I thought I might be able to sue for discrimination. Yeah, I was kinda dumb. Nobody ever spoke to me, so I never had the opportunity to test that.

    Currently, I try to put the seat down when I'm done, even though it's one sitter and three standers in my home. My thought is that it doesn't inconvenience me to put it down, so I do it.

  • I am definitely a bird me personally

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  • Go in one and make your decision based on whether or not you see urinals.

  • Piracy is communism 😎

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  • Not communism! I'm afraid of it threatening trade, free elections, and my individual freedoms.

    Certainly unchecked capitalism will save us!

  • Piracy is communism 😎

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  • Yes, we are.

    My trailer trash neighbor hates the new folks across the street because they're from out of state. "This ain't New York!" It's not even racially motivated, everybody is white. I swear he purposely does annoying shit to bother them.

    And before anyone judges me for calling them trailer trash, their Wi-Fi is "Trailer Trash."

  • you're doing ReSeArCh rong!!

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  • And billionaires love people like that because it keeps the most obsessive of us focused away from the greed.

  • Bay Area Production Begins On Flying Cars — 3,500 Preordered

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  • Hey, I'm working on actual hover boards and am accepting preorders. There's no way of telling when the first one will be available.

  • Relax your sphincter.

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  • They appear to be assholes, but are actually soft and supportive?

  • Can you please explain the last joke you made that you're sure no one got?

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  • I don't have any examples of my own, but here is my favorite over explained joke from Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

    Todd: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

    Scott: What?

    Todd: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

    Scott: So, what's on Monday?

    Todd: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's got the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Cops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Derry sure changed a lot in such a short time

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    Derry sure changed a lot in such a short time

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Why did the mathematician get thrown out of church?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I should pay more attention to the time

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    It's an old format, but it checks out

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    An aquarium is just a fish museum

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them

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    Valentine's Hulk

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    It took me years to realize this

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    Dear A-holes

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    If we're going back, let's go for a good reason