I swear, every James Woods post I’ve ever read is the text equivalent of watching a seasoned philosopher very carefully, and methodically shit their pants.

So clever my first suspicion was that the source had been photoshopped.

Yeah, at least the kid didn’t shell out hundreds of dollars for gold shoes with the structural integrity of cardboard.

What a terrible thing to say about someone’s father on the basis of one offhand remark.

So you’re saying my father was wrong; crying will solve something?

They’ll pick someone who covers Harris’s demographic gaps for VP, like they did Biden for Obama. Probably a moderate from a swing state. Edit: spelling.

Election results always seem to mean exactly what the person writing about them has been telling everyone for years. Funny that.

Least egotistical pilot.

Several of the trade groups that sued New York “vociferously lobbied the FCC to classify broadband Internet as a Title I service in order to prevent the FCC from having the authority to regulate them,” today’s 2nd Circuit ruling said. “At that time, Supreme Court precedent was already clear that when a federal agency lacks the power to regulate, it also lacks the power to preempt. The Plaintiffs now ask us to save them from the foreseeable legal consequences of their own strategic decisions. We cannot.”

This has to be one of the better, legal “go fuck yourselves” I’ve ever seen.