It's called getting along with others. And like it or not, will be expected of you at any job that doesn't involve you working alone. Quite honestly, you're the issue here, not your co-workers. Figure out your personal strategy for dealing with extroverts, or look for a job as a warehouse night security guard.
The Nature paper says they've done a proof of concept with a few bits, and concluded that they can reproduce it with cutting edge processors. That's akin to 'Mice survive cancer longer' becoming 'We've cured cancer forever'.
They might be right, but I'm not holding my breath.
Creationism usually implies the creator put a lot of thought, care, and love into the creation. Knowing what I do of software development, fucking lol.
Screenshots of employee devices, having a mole in the group, etc etc? We all know there's a million ways to gain information about people online, there's literally a dozen comms on lemmy about privacy and protecting your info. Your critical thinking cap is more like a conspiracy theory cap.
It's not impossible discord collaborated with rockstar, but it's fucking unlikely. What would discord even have to gain from it that's worth the risk?
Doesn't have to be the same attribute for everybody, but most people will find at least one thing universally attractive.
(Or two. Booooobies...)