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The Assman

@ Assman @sh.itjust.works

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Asses to asses, butts to butts

  • I mean...violence is bad.

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  • Aggressive negotiations

  • North Korean troops so 'poorly trained that Putin army yet to throw them into fight'

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  • Never stopped him before

  • Just put a spray tan over it

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  • You don't have to be so dramatic.

  • A tense moment.

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  • Yeah, he's on first

  • NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

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  • Oh no! He's hot!

  • Today's reaction

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  • Insurance ceo, the worst kind

  • Syracuse judge refuses to perform marriage for same-sex couple: ‘It was real weird’

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  • You either need to do more or less drugs. I'm not sure which.

  • Bluesky now has 24 million users. Jay Graber is still vowing to keep it from enshittification

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  • He is a lady

  • The US isn't a Democracy. It's a Capitalist Oligarchy. You know. Like Russia.

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  • In Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It's much cheaper that way.

  • huehuehue

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  • And now I'm dropping them in the chipotle bathroom

  • PSP my beloved!

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  • Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

  • A tense moment.

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  • I would like to name my very rare disease "a very rare disease". It's what Abbott and Costello would do

  • Working remotely

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  • I didn't mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

    To fight

    To be the arm

    To defend

    To protect

    Do you not know what any of those terms mean

  • Do not threaten me or I shall invoke my privilege!

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  • Who else has seen krippendorf's tribe

  • Working remotely

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  • You know most enlisted aren't in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

  • Working remotely

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  • Selfish bastard didn't get milady any milk

  • Good to see AAFES looking out for my health

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  • Relevant username

  • Intel's $249 Arc B580 is the GPU we've begged for since the pandemic | PCWorld

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  • All these weird numeric names. I'm gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

  • Gnorts

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  • That's one small step for gnorts