What nonsense. How could they spend their hard-earned money on that?

Luckily I made much better choices, so my kids will some day inherit quite the impressive Star Wars Armada spaceship collection.

You do know that odd stuff happening kind of makes life worth living? This is a mild inconvenience in the moment but a story to tell and laugh about for decades. This is net positive by miles and miles.

HLI dass ich offensichtlich ein Balkonkraftwerk auf dem Dach habe.

Nothing says “family” like eating alone in your room, huh?

You do.

/edit Just scrolled further down and saw the picture of the kitchen table. I take that back, it’s not you but the place is indeed disgusting as fuck and you have my sincere sympathies.

Each company of all companies, not just those three.

The damsel in distress trope is real here, too, which by itself is already dumb, but the woman is split up into three individuals that each reflect one piece of her personality, which turn out to be an asshole, an infant and another asshole.

Also, her name is literally “Goal”.

Like… Who the hell wrote this?

I’m still soo torn on Deponia.

The artwork is gorgeous. But the writing is… Odd. And the protagonist is just so damn unlikeable.

/edit I mean, definitely grab it, especially if it’s free. It’s worth a few bucks, so for nothing it’s definitely worth the click.

That explains pretty much nothing about the “China” joke my question referred to.

That doesn’t mean I get your joke either, but let’s try and get there one by one.

I don’t get it.

It’s the company that screwed the earth by deliberately cheating on emission tests, fucked over employees by declaring they didn’t have money for them before spontaneously finding 6 billion euros when it was time to determine management bonuses (before now declaring they want to fire 50k people), built military cars for the Nazis using forced labourers and concentration camp inmates when they promised they’d build private, civilian cars (which led to hundreds of thousands of people to save money for a product that didn’t exist), ratted out its employees to the Brazilian dictatorship that then promptly started torturing them, is now benefitting from the Uyghur mistreatment in Xinjiang and has a CEO that recently used a Nazi slogan as a pun.

And you’re complaining that they use the same dumb headlights as all other companies.

That’s the same company that just three weeks ago “found” 6 billion euros, just before they had to determine how much money in bonuses the management should get, right?

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

And a leopard?

And you saw yourself in relation to it all?

Ford Prefect, I presume?

Screaming feed me here

I’m so looking forward to it.

Don’t forget to add a “package management” service that at first glance makes importing XMLlamascript modules super easy but at second glance takes down the Internet after you piss off a random maintainer before then turning into a malware distribution engine.

Then maybe you should go ahead and write a brutally messed up but somehow ubiquitous scripting language that just somehow has its object instanciations look exactly like xml so those files can be imported right into scripts that then somehow turn into full blown server applications so xml gets the same attention as Json.

Is that a special case of state spaces?