Vancouver Washington is a fun place. I say I live in Washington and a good chunk of people assume DC. I say Vancouver and they think Canada. I usually just tell people I live in Portland and only a small chunk associate that with Maine by default. Also we were first BC… We were first.

I actively point and laugh at the two I see cruises my town sometimes.

**Sixteen feet

The hole could also be a metaphor.

That’s me

No I don’t. You can turn left on a red from a two-way into a one-way in Oregon and Washington. When I went to school on the east coast the locals informed me that it’s not true everywhere.

You can even turn left on a red if it’s from or into a one-way street. I think that is state specific though

Shitty American LPT: switch it up between Tylenol and ibuprofen to spread out the damage to your body.

Read the meme better

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

It’s really nice if you got the right person for it. I love my person so much 💓💓💓

I cycle toys in and out so right now it’s in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It’s a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there’s a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

90s rep

Well to be fair Google results these days be kinda crazy sometimes

I think I can name two countries pictured on that map.

Same, I swear at least once a year I try a new brand and they just stick their noses up and gag. They love their delectables, tuna juice, and spinach though…

My mother in law informed me that the left wants kids to have access to litter boxes and all kinds of stuff. She swears her friend said it’s true. I told her to her face that she’s been duped but you know she’s a bit too far and drank the juice.

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?