I see Michael Dorn if he got stung by a bunch of bees

I had the exact same reaction

I’m sure they know. I’m also sure they don’t care. I’m 1,000% sure they have never even cared to think about it.

Help help I’m being irrationalized!

“Don’t worry about it. I just need to look like I’m doing something but there’s no chance this passes. That’s why I did it at the federal level and not at the state level”

Oh man that’s a throwback, I liked Brian Reagan

Anybody who’s talented enough to attract Mike Portnoy on drums gets an automatic listen from me. And Neil is about as good as it gets in the prog rock scene these days

For what it’s worth, MxPx used to be a Christian band, but they fully renounced that a long time ago. They are as secular a punk band as you can get these days. I must admit it was a little hilarious hearing Mike drop f-bombs to the audience in between songs lol

“not to brag or anything, but I manage to stay at least 500 ft away from all schools, parks, and playgrounds. Much further away than most people, they tell me, Donald you stay further away from schools and playgrounds and parks than any other president. Much further away than sleepy Joe and Obama”

Ah you’re right, I totally just misread the comment derp

Boardwalk and Park Place, and yes it eventually comes down to whoever lands on one of those first that doesn’t own it. They probably lose first.

No, that ended very very well

“I can’t go out for a pack of smokes without running into 9 databases that you dropped!”

“every time a user glances at the time in the lower right, we count that as an active user”

I wish it would hurry up, going to work everyday is a goddamn nightmare

Do you still have to wait in line to check things out like Libby? I hated having to wait 17 weeks for the next Lord of the rings audiobook to be available in the app

Any port in a storm

It was written for the people who get their news from Trump’s social media posts, so not surprising it reads in that style, at least to me.

So Ian Malcolm was right the whole time

I spend my day around doctors. They take their Hippocratic oath very seriously, and this comment in no way exemplifies most of the practitioner behavior I observe on a daily basis.

The insurance companies and for-profit hospital administrators on the other hand…