Yes, the technology to do this is here, and they’re just waiting for the consumer to be able to put up with it.

We should buy him a mat

Well, Mr Rogers taught me to look for the helpers. So thanks for being a helper.

You forgot “and they’re greedy fuck pigs”

Yes

“If the King James version was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me”.

I live in the shithole south, and I have heard this unironically on multiple occasions. Please send help. And education.

“It is written, ‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it a den of robbers.” -Matthew 21:13

To be clear, I don’t believe in fairy tales, but they clearly don’t either.

$3,999 per insert for probably $0.75 of filament. Any less is an insult to the MIC

Exhibits B though at least Z too

Formerally

Tryin to make an omelet and doin the best I caaaaan

At this rate he just might cry uncle

What’s cookies, precious?

Agreed, I will take my mom’s homemade plain oatmeal cookies over these any day

I believe this is called the anchoring effect in psychology, and it’s really effective

Russian Asshat

My Lai would like a word

What, the [Iron] Curtains?

I heard he has both, pass it on

I wonder if you could just download the video twice and then remove any frame not present in both copies