Reminds me of the time Oprah screwed her audience over with a free car

https://www.jalopnik.com/that-time-oprah-gave-276-people-free-cars-that-actually-1838106001/

I am so happy these are back

Remind me of Orwell.

“All animals are equal. Some, however are more equal than others.”

Complimentary glass of special Kool-Aid

It’s only an actual job if you do it. We all know she’s not going to do it properly.

Data scientist here, duckDB is the best. I use it all the time in notebooks where I have a data frame and I want to query it like SQL. In memory duckdb database to the rescue.

SELECT date , count(*) as trump_lies FROM shit_trump_says GROUP BY date

He has an epiphany on the shitter and now we all suffer.

Are belong to us?

Are you Terrence Howard?

“pay us money to not do something” sounds like some mob shit

That’s why they put it in quotes. During his first term his personal doctor listed Trump’s weight at 239, which everyone with at least one functioning eyeball knows is complete horseshit. But naturally he lies about that like he lies about everything else

Just installed it, I like it so far. Nice work

That’s where you buy the hamberders right

So is a toaster the new wireless charging hub?

Thanks, I just threw up a little bit

That’s not an exploit, that is a known and published and advertised feature of signal. That’s like when Grandma says her Facebook was hacked because she gave her username and password to MichaelSoft tech support. This is the level of profound fucking stupid that our Republican government has.

WKRP in Cincinnati

Pat Metheny? You have great taste.

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