lets get vomited on by a british tourist together 🥰

im gonna eat him 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️

his powers allow him to collect dads like pokémon

love him, just like all miners 😻

B770 when

this sucks ❤️

NO

Holy crap Lois

“touch grass” bro i’d get electrocuted

literally 984 😔

a live ground pin would be pretty silly

looks ptetty yummers ^_

Sprint till you get a stroke, then use the butter to stroke it.

i want a man who looks at me the way a rhino looks at a nissan micra

I sure do wonder if the reports at “9to5google” have some sort of bias.

who the fuck is steve jobs?

kiss kiss kiss

kidney stone gaming