Maybe someone is bad at identifying those too

Anything’s a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

Picard saying Engage every time hits different now

That’s quite a lot of flaws, stories have came out about how actors were abused on Buffy specifically. It also makes things like Tara’s death even more suspect if he was really a POS the whole time

The mouse works only in upgrade windows

How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?

Nothing I can say but a total Tuvix of the heart

“Eviscerated” will be coming back. Why.

Some of the gear in Ukraine right now was literally created to fight the Soviet Union. Incredible that we didn’t send it all right away, one of the biggest defense blunders of this century, easily

Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA

It also catches fire noticeably less than the old trucks

Arrested Development slowly becoming Seinfeld

I’d rather not have money than have to deal with right wing extremist customers

LGTM?

Intersex people occur at the same rate as redheads. This is the same thing as a proposal to kill all redheads for being redheads

I can’t believe you forgot the members of Dirty Mike and the Boys

It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.

People talk about nuking hurricanes so much NOAA has it as part of an FAQ on their site. The gist? It doesn’t work and would just make a hurricane more radioactive

First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized Makes It True

Juicero we hardly knew ye