Amorphous [any]

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Joined 6 years ago
Cake day: July 26th, 2020
  • Amorphous [any]@hexbear.nettoMain, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•NGL Leftcoms go kinda hardEnglish
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    5 years ago

    can we clear one thing up real quick? they did not kill otto warmbier. his parents spread this absurd story about all kinds of brutal torture or whatever, but the doctors consistently said that there was absolutely no evidence of any sort of physical abuse. no abnormal bruising or evidence of broken bones, no damage to teeth, no damage to skin. etc

    no one is quite sure exactly what caused his brain injury, but as far as I can tell from the words of the physicians, there is no evidence whatsoever that he was beaten, tortured, or abused in any form.

  • Amorphous [any]@hexbear.nettoMain, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•Hello comrades, 5 minutes ago I got called a Russian bot by a coworker IN PERSON.English
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    6 years ago

    Just for fun, I tossed this back into google translate to see how it would handle it.

    What the fuck are you just fucking saying about me, little bitch? I’ll tell you, I finished the top of my class in the Airborne Forces, and I have taken part in numerous secret raids on Al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I trained in the Paris war and I am the top sniper in the entire Russian armed forces. You are nothing to me, but only a different goal. I wipe you the fuck with precision like never seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with that shit for me over the internet? Think again, bastard. As we speak, I contact my secret spy network all over Russia, and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, goat. A storm that erases the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that is only with my bare hands. Not only am I trained in hand-to-hand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Airborne Forces, and I will use it to the fullest to wipe that pathetic ass off the face of the continent, little crap. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little “smart” comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would run your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you pay the price, you damn idiot. I shit the rage is all over you and you drown in it. You’re fucking dead, baby.

    I kind of love it.