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AlligatorBlizzard

@ AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

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  • snail digestive system

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  • I'm sure someone would be into it, but I'd prefer not to have to shit on my neck.

  • 👀

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  • Special shoes that hook into the floor.

    No, wait, that was Michael Jackson.

  • TIL

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  • Anybody else on Lemmy driving for Uber or Lyft?

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  • I've thought about doing food delivery on my ebike for UberEats to make a little extra money, similar bullshit gig job structure.

  • Americans on vacation

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  • Don't forget the not actually public transit! Back when I worked at Disney and went to the parks with friends on my day off, we'd decide which park we'd end at, park there at the start of the day, and just take buses or the monorail to go between parks.

  • Just a theory but I'm also 100% sure it's true

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  • Motorcyclists also believe a loud exhaust makes them more visible to drivers - to what degree this is true is debatable but sometimes the motivation is not pure malice like with cars.

  • A Quick Rule

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  • Well, at least I'm not hungry anymore. 🤮

  • Lmao

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  • The one exception to this is probably MASH. If I recall correctly they didn't want the laugh track at all, and when it aired in Europe it didn't have the laugh track and was better for it.

  • E-motos could be enforced as motorcycles in MN if new bill is approved

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  • I got worried seeing the headline, but this bill on the surface doesn't seem that bad, it'd probably affect class 3 ebikes and maybe cargo ebikes though (are those sometimes over 100 pounds?). The guy who wrote the bill isn't great and I'm worried the bill would have some unforseen consequences though.

    Also the article is kinda awful, it mentions things without finishing thoughts about those statements and reads like one of my comments on Lemmy after I've eaten an edible.

  • Beat rising gas prices with this one weird trick

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  • I live in a city with that kind of temperature variability and I commute by ebike about nine months of the year since I can't get studded tires for my bike and my route just isn't safe without them. That said, I'm only traveling about 40 minutes each way (~7.5 miles) - I've done rides of 90 minutes each way and there's absolutely nights I want to keep riding rather than going straight home, but there's also nights I'm happy to get home and have a bowl of soup. That said, I know of at least one lemming who does that kind of commute but I think she lives somewhere with less extreme winters and I think it'd be weird to tag her for this lol.

    Also at that kind of distance you're looking at range issues if traveling at full pedal assist on most ebikes if you can't charge at work.

    ... And this is assuming your car commute time isn't due to traffic gridlock. Although I assume you'd mention it if you lived somewhere like that.

  • Day 15

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  • Capybaras?

  • The mods dont want you to know.

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  • I don't know the full story and I never received any of the messages, but apparently the last few got really dark.

  • Dodge Ram truck is illegally parked on Bryant Ave S protected bikelane, Minneapolis.

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  • Beautiful weather and sunset we had tonight though.

  • Dodge Ram truck is illegally parked on Bryant Ave S protected bikelane, Minneapolis.

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  • Report it on the Minneapolis 311 app, usually bike lane parkers are gone by the time someone finally shows up to investigate, but they use the reports to direct infrastructure improvements to try to keep this from happening again.

    I had some asshole parked in the protected bike lane on my ride home elsewhere in Minneapolis tonight and I really should have reported them but I didn't.

  • God bless the Midwest

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  • This is the right call. They've got a "harvest veggie burger" that's primarily chickpeas and cheese so not appropriate for vegans and it's pretty mid. Skip the cheese puck, go for the curds.

  • God bless the Midwest

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  • The top 10 speeders in New York City

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  • Probably when it becomes about protecting the public, and the shaming is to prevent harm to others. Is it okay to dox the rapist Brock Allen Turner (and sex offender registries in general)? How about doxing brownshirts in Nazi Germany (and those they've inspired)?

    I think this would fall under a public safety situation, and at least some of the pushback to this is rooted in how normalized traffic violence is in the US. There was a woman killed by a driver in a hit and run in my city last week, driving should be treated much more as a privilege than a right in urban areas where there are other options. I don't love the privacy issues potentially enabling this doxing though.

  • What's the best thing made from potatoes?

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  • Tater tot hotdish

  • Google settles with Epic Games, drops its Play Store commissions to 20%

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  • Planning on it lol. Was just mildly annoyed because I needed a product I have to order through their website anyway and I'll probably need to get a month supply somewhere else to hold me over until I can get the membership and finally get it shipped.

  • News @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    ICE agents blocked from attempting to enter Ecuadorian consulate in Minneapolis without permission

    kstp.com /kstp-news/top-news/ice-agents-blocked-from-attempting-to-enter-ecuadorian-consulate-in-minneapolis-without-permission/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    Fled Cruz

  • The Onion @midwest.social
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    Furious Trump demands to know why Minneapolis shooting hasn’t sparked civil war yet

    www.thebeaverton.com /2026/01/furious-trump-demands-to-know-why-minneapolis-shooting-hasnt-sparked-civil-war-yet/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    also I sure do love reusing memes

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Happy Rule Year

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ruledacted

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    rule

  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social
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    Democrat Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayor’s race

    www.pbs.org /newshour/politics/democrat-zohran-mamdani-wins-new-york-city-mayors-race
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    I would have sworn he was a lich...

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    I saw a Cybertruck in person for the first time tonight

  • micromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility @lemmy.world
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    They Blew A Stop Sign

  • News @lemmy.world
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    FHP arrests protester near Pulse crosswalk, witnesses say

    www.wesh.com /article/fhp-arrests-pulse-memorial-crosswalk-protester/65936913
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Opening soon!

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub removed overnight

    www.orlandosentinel.com /2025/08/21/rainbow-crosswalk-outside-pulse-nightclub-removed-overnight/
  • News @lemmy.world
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    Orange County Mayor signs ICE agreement to avoid being removed from office

    www.wftv.com /news/local/orange-county-mayor-signs-ice-agreement-avoid-being-removed-office/OGAMIHLFNVENNKDBBWYM5N4EKQ/
  • The Onion @midwest.social
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

    theonion.com /target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/
  • politics @lemmy.world
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    Trump agenda bill would block Medicaid from covering gender-affirming care

    thehill.com /homenews/lgbtq/5316334-trump-big-beautiful-gop-budget-bill-medicaid-gender-affirming-care-transgender-americans/
  • Eurovision Song Contest @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    maybe a factor...

  • micromobility - Bikes, scooters, boards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobility @lemmy.world
    AlligatorBlizzard @sh.itjust.works

    If you build it they will bike