Champaign stocks are going to go through the roof. Get in early.

Sometimes I wish I could be blissfully ignorant of the world around me.

Why, it all tastes the same?

Why address the underlying issues when we can sell weapons to all sides? The only things we make where in America are weapons and fossil fuels. There’s money to be made!

Second one I read that nearly had me running for the champagne.

Sorry can’t do it, billionaires need more money and we need to blow up more brown people on the other side of the world.

Takeout every day? Your monthly food bills gotta be over 1k

Intermittent fasting aka I can only afford every other meal.

Air conditioners should be outlawed. Watch how fast people wake up to climate change when they can’t escape the heat.

this guys dad works for nintendo

Cool so a third liberal party

Don’t need to raise the income tax. The government makes up the money. Could simply turn on the printers and give to the billionaire. The cruelty is the point as it always is.

Mosquitos cause by far the most deaths of humans every year of any animal. So pretty much anything.

You shouldn’t have to do that much work for this, just charge it back and find another company to do business with. And make sure everyone you know, knows how scummy these businesses are.

The blizzard offices were never the same.

I actively avoid reddit links for the last 2 years.

Ok so I’m out of the loop on the memes but this song james. Sounds like something out of a 90s sega side scrolling beat em up. I love it!

Now with AI everywhere, everything is a reboot/mashup slop!

Revanced is fine so far

I’m required to wear a photo id visible at all times while I’m at work as a cable lineman. Wear all the silly hats you want, long as your badge/Id visible and presented when asked.

Wild these papers please people can’t figure it out for themselves.