Man, that is one haggard looking drag queen.

Sorry, I don’t follow. Can you share an example?

Meth, not even once.

If Idocracy is a documentary, what does that make Elysium? It seems like we are headed that way more and more.

I would argue humans are the only creatures capable of dark shit. Well, maybe dolphins too.

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There’s just no way to know! 🤷

Only if you’re a traitorous piece of shit

Where does gamma ray burst fit into this binary tree?

Up? That’s an option?

Was it a Boeing? Just take a bit of tape from the door.

I want fucking buttons!

I can’t not read this in Ron Swanson’s voice.

It’s not even a good joke, if that’s what was intended.

“It’s not as magic as it sounds”, he says as my eyes gloss over on the first sentence.

Nobody gives a shit, you’re not doing enough to punish trump for his obvious, literally filmed and recorded crimes.

This is the equivalent of the cops celebrating after bearing peaceful college protesters while pissing their pants and freezing while the uvalde kids were slaughtered and psychologically tortured.

You’re focusing on the non victory and ignoring the failures. Cowards.