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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Good advice

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  • For me it was a life-changing friendship that I will cherish forever. For them, it was customer assistance finding an item in the storeroom.

  • Good advice

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  • Just stop, eh?

  • At least Wilson was gone by this point

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  • Is this some kind of extrajudicial drone killing meme that I'm too humanrightspilled to understand?

  • Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲

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  • They are doing meth in the toilets

  • The Sensory Biology of Plants

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  • One day, mycelium may be able to prove that it is not the only conscious lifeform on earth.

  • The Sensory Biology of Plants

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  • What does old stumps mean?

  • We need to organise...

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  • Where's a reaper drone when you need one?

  • TIL that actor Tim Curry is on a wheelchair since 2012

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  • Commuting by recumbent bicycle

  • Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’

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  • Three strikes on the end zone, and the goalie is out!

  • Berlin: Police can secretly enter homes for state trojan installation

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  • If they can install it on TempleOS then more power to them.

  • Very high resolution indeed

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  • It's not the duck in front you can see that's the danger. It's the two ducks either side of you that you can't see...

  • Three French teens drown in freak car crash in swimming pool

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  • Like some sort of.... Pool.... Of water

  • Microsoft forces AI into Notepad, users say, “Leave it alone”

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  • Forgive him O lord for he knows not what he says.

  • Pedo planet

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  • A pedometer measures children too.

  • What was the worst date you went on?

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  • I was stuck in a shitty backpackers on top of a ski mountain with 3 random Russian dudes, swiping on tinder, when a man named Moses gave my a bag of shrooms for free. Moments after I ate them, a woman matched me on tinder and wanted ed to meet up. So I walked further up the mountain to a fancy lodge where this tinder date, I shit you not, introduced me to her family, who were clearly millionaires. There was a gala that I was absolutely not dressed for, and I spent about 30 minutes talking, eating canapes, and tripping motherfucking balls before realising I was too high and getting higher, so I just fucking bounced, went back to the hostel and did about a week's worth of shits in 1 hour to the dismay of my angry soviet roommates.

    Not a word of this story is made up.

  • China has planted so many trees it's changed the entire country's water distribution

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  • Trees good, china bad.

  • How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account

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  • People might pay me to put my clothes back on

  • RAM is so expensive, Samsung won't even sell it to Samsung

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  • Ah, so it's the 2020 toilet paper crisis all over again, but with RAM

  • How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account

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  • Nah we Jerboa users have a secret webring and mailing list, because we are elite.

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Paul Harrel has passed away from cancer

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Mother Gaia does a little trolling

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Chinese Ship Suspected of Raiding World War II Wrecks Detained

    news.usni.org /2024/07/04/chinese-ship-suspected-of-raiding-world-war-ii-wrecks-detained
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    How it felt like as a little kid not able to find your parents in a busy shop

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Im happy for him!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Don't google 'solar flare'

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    She really motivated me

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Reddit literally shilling their own stonks to users in direct message, reveals that CEO gets paid $193 million last year

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    The name Slow Loris implies the existence of a terrifying Fast Loris

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    when you import some data into Excel and it tries to format all your number fields

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Approximately happy ending

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    Whats the worst that could happen?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Bro flew too close to the server rack

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Just show me to the MDS: 683.432

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    If you're a knower, then you know

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I am heartbroken but I am solution-oriented about it

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Rule #2 Double tap

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    In (dis)honour of Kari Byron now shilling for Big Oil