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  • Girls are having puberty without the consent of their congressmen?!

  • After his mum is done with them, maybe

  • Most people give up 10-25 years of their life to a prison cell, but whatever.

  • I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn't wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

    Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

  • TFW the edible finally kicks in

  • Alabama folk don't even need to leave their home to find a life partner!

  • I'm pretty busy, can I schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?

  • Mostly I make JIRA tickets.

  • If I was the judge I'd have ordered all the beanie babies to be cut in half down the middle so each party could have half the beanies.

    I mean, I'd get fired from judging pretty quickly but I'd be a very funny chaotic judge.

  • Maybe Trump should buy Islas Malvinas from Argentina.

  • Never meet your heroes.

  • Personally I blame Dave Plummer.

  • Never ever regretted being uncircumcised. In fact, I regularly feel especially grateful to my parents for not getting me circumcised. If it were socially acceptable, I'd talk to more people about it and why it's great not being circumsized. I would get me parents a "Thanks for not mutilating me as a baby" thank you cake.

  • Gay marriage for all (mandatory)

  • In acid?

  • Flash drives with USB A and C are wonderful. Transfer data to PC and phone, and mine technically works as a charger if I plug it into a PC and my phone at the same time. Although I'm not sure if that's aan intended use case.

  • Now the term "Yank tank" finally makes sense.

  • So they aren't Fae changelings after all?

  • The president of Uruguay was a cab driver