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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • i have questions about this butthole shaving

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  • Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

  • TIL that Sloppy joes mix is around 75% ketchup

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  • Now that's a sloppy Joe!

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    Trump Claims You Need ID to Buy Groceries in Post-election Meltdown

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  • And the paperwork will require obedience and loyalty to the party.

  • The Typical First-Time Homebuyer Is Now 40 Years Old, a Record High

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  • It's extremely hard. I bought a house by myself last year, but I had the fortune(?) of living rent free in a van for 3 years while I saved as hard as I could. I was also working 2 jobs, 7 days a week, earning about $145k a year. And it's one of the cheapest houses in the area, a relatively small block. Now I only work 6 days a week. The value of my house has already gone up by 18%, in one year that I've been here. It's madness.

  • TIL that Sloppy joes mix is around 75% ketchup

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  • Three to four cups of ketchup?! Well, alright.

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    Why You Should Join A Gang Instead Of Working

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  • What a coincidence, I just started a gang!

    Membership cost one landlord scalp per year.

  • A sock is just a foot bag.

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  • Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.

  • A sock is just a foot bag.

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  • A sock is topologically just a doiley

  • Anyone else had moments like this?

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  • "Are you autistic? Because I want you to take me home and show me your trains!" 😉

  • It's a metaphor

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  • My wife waiting for the cum to dry so she can wash her face:

  • GTFO

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  • Rolling on the laughing floor my fucking ass off?

  • Gordon Ramsay's restaurants slash 200 jobs amid hospitality industry crisis

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  • I think you can buy a baby cow for less than that

  • New Chinese Data Center Is Wind-Powered and Underwater

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  • Don't worry about it bro. We passed the point of no (practical) return 40 years ago. Climate collapse and extinction is inevitable.

  • Betrayal

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  • Sometimes I wonder if the FBI guy assigned to monitor my suspicions online activities upvotes, or downvotes my comments.

  • China solves 'century-old problem' with new analog chip that is 1,000 times faster than high-end Nvidia GPUs

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  • Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling

  • Two Black cowboys, USA, ~1913

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  • They aren't wearing pants.

  • But you never gave us cause for worry

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  • They are divorced

  • It's very thick and lustrous.

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  • Biden is secretly Sioux

  • These are the types of Whatsapp Channels Indians get recommended

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  • TIL too. I just checked it and apparently Billie Eilish and Indian Cricket Team are top in my recommends. I'm indifferent to Billie Eilish and I don't watch cricket.