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  • The function first generated a random UUID. This is a long string of random characters, used in many software systems to uniquely fingerprint things, transactions for example. In theory, you can have millions of seperate systems, each generating UUIDs all the time without ever having to worry about a collision (a collision is one or more systems generating the same UUID, therefore it being not unique anymore)

    The second line then runs UUID generation again, trying to generate an identical UUID to the one it already made. Tis is absurd because even a dmsupercomputer trying to generate identical UUIDs would take longer than the lifespan of the universe.

    The console line shows that a matching UUID was apparently found after some amount of time, which shouldn't be possible, implying some fuckery with the random number generator.

  • Are you a feral cat?

  • Skill issue

  • First they came for the hard drives, and I did not speak out because I didn't need a hard drive. Then they came for the GPUs and I did not speak out because I had a pretty dope GPU. Then they came for my 8gb of ram and there was nobody left to speak out for me.

  • If you're not dual-rocking you're just wasting efficiency

  • Angling my rearview mirror up to the ceiling has helped me immensely.

    People probably still tailgate me but I don't notice anymore

  • And our toasters into computers

  • Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

  • Single?

  • Ubuntu pro?

  • This is really good job interview advice.

  • David Mitchell gave up comedy TV for the refinery life?

  • Same with the guy in the FBI training video where a guy gets put in an interrogation room without being frisked. He takes a drink of water, puts the cap back on the bottle, pulls out a .45, bangs his temple, and the nose just gushes blood like a fire hydrant.

  • Factories in china

  • It's a rather large cherry

  • Ox19tober

  • You can't fuck privelige

  • Some time ago I came up with an idea for a pizza restaurant called Send Pizza that was delivery only, and it had an app, and the app just had one button that said Send Pizza and when you push it we would just send whatever the days' pizza was, no choosing or customising. I thought it would be ideal for parties, hangovers, and weeknight family meals.

    Then again, the plan was to have a set schedule, cheese Thursdays, pepperoni Fridays, bbq chicken Saturdays, Neapolitan Sundays, mushroom mondays etc. so at least you'd know what you were getting depending on the day of the week.

  • Fucks sake, another Toyota Camry?! I was hoping for a LandCruiser!