Sorry dbl reply. I wanted to explain my “hamburger” better. I’m sure you’re a smart person but I know I have a bad habit of explaining something a wild metaphor from left field lol.

You should also know my mental image of myself is a British person although I’m really from Texas. Forgive me if if I sound posh in my explanation.

Imagine if we carpooled together to work

Me: I’ll pick up lunch for us before getting you. You’re right hammer tho aren’t you… tell you what send me the money first! $3 for the burger plain $5 if you want it special and $7 if you want extras.

How much do you send?

Well if you don’t care send only $3. If you want pickles on the burger or chips and a shake well that’s extra isn’t it?

I’m not saying “bacon on a burger is silly” I’m saying if you want bacon ask for bacon. Don’t just pay $7 and hope you like the extras and custom toppings.

When someone asks “what are these three burgers different prices” I feel like the answer is “just get the cheap burger if you don’t recognize the Swiss mushroom difference… you maybe just don’t like mushrooms”

Edit: again to be clear I’m not suggesting you should never take risks and order the “special” burger and give it a shot on a night out. I’m just saying if the question is “different prices, WHY?” My answer is “get the cheaper one”

You want the movie? It has the movie. Boom done. If you want pickles you’ll know to ask for pickles.