I so badly want to send this to my brother. Him and his wife both have wrist tattoos of that.
They also once cornered me to explain the cabal of trans teenagers are brainwashing people into being gay… this conversation happened about 2 hours after our dad because I said if he mentioned anything negative about my son being gay I’d deck him.
I’m sure he would be thrilled at this meme.
I’m not actually going to send it tho because then I’ll have to talk to him about q-anon or some bullshit. It would be funny tho.
If you’re curious to my reply that day: “you lost me with cabal and teenager. I have teenagers. They aren’t pulling the strings in this world. They don’t even understand themselves yet. There’s no shadowy teenager organizations”
That’s the part that always stuck out to me. I mean the whole thing is silly but why would the litter box be IN the classroom?
Cats can go to different rooms???? Who keeps thier litter boxes in the main rooms? Why wouldn’t this fake school put the litter box in a stall in the bathroom?
If I remember correctly he was also kinda a creep. Stalking women and what not.
If you want a good con look up the story about England’s brief #1 restaurant the shed at dulwich
Dude made a fake restaurant that became #1 on trip advisor even though it never existed. He then did one fake day of operation where he served microwave tv diners. Then when he was found out he did a bunch of interviews…. Except he didn’t, he hired actors to pretend to be him.
If it makes you feel better (assuming you meant any of that)
I think reform is coming. We saw it with Hollywood. For the longest time that was also a joke “you wanna be a star don’cha?”.
Humor is pain. You won’t find a single joke that isn’t based entirely around pain of some kind. It’s one of the ways we process emotions and it’s one of the easier ways to talk about difficult subjects. It can and always has been a doorway to the eventual discussion.
So hopefully that helps.
Some examples:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. The humor is “it was an easy and obvious answer you fool!”
the other night as I lied in bed looking up at the stars and the infinite cosmos I couldn’t help but wonder… what the fuck happened to my ceiling. The humor is the thing you thought was coming didn’t happen and now you are shocked and briefly confused.
my mother never breast fed me. She said she always considered me more of a friend. The humor is Rodney dangerfields mother didn’t love him.
“I hope your cellmate thinks he's GodBut CNN referred to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"Serving time again for abuse of a corpseOnly this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestockHe does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian rockEats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance'And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince”
I walk a few miles a day to burn off extra energy as well.
It’s not all negative tho. I bet you’re also a quick thinker and an out-of-the-box thinker. When everyone else gets stuck on a project do they come to you for a solution?
“I had a little brother with adhd, he had such a hard time in school”
Unless he died he still has adhd and it’s not a problem with school is a condition with life long concerns. People just learn to hide it after childhood. Plus many women have adhd as well and it never gets diagnosed. So the “nephew in school” comparison is a little bit frustrating lol
Look into adhd. There’s all kinds of symptoms one could have and it really helps to understand what’s going on inside your mind.
Like the time blindness thing. “Am I a bad person for not missing people” no, it’s just a condition.
Even if you decide to never take medication it helps to know what’s going on.
Edit: and I know you didn’t technically say “the thing” I just like explaining that to people so they don’t accidentally offend someone
Edit: I personally am going thru this weeks episode of “when was the last time I ate something? Jesus… has it been a week!!?” I have severe adhd lol. I was in training videos as a kid. Cocaine makes me sleepy that’s the severity of my adhd lol I’ve used cocaine like some people use melatonin
It didn’t mention the star finder apps!
Save yourself the money and time. It’s Venus. That cool star you’re looking at? Yeah that’s Venus. Just trust me.