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Aeao

@ Aeao @lemmy.world

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  • Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?

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  • “Time to be a sexist bastard”

    I don’t think that gets talked about enough. I’ve never been racist or homophobic because… I have shit to do.

    I don’t have the energy when my car breaks down to say “do I really trust a WOMAN mechanic?” I just want my car fixed so I can make it to work.

    I envy people who have time to be such assholes. I can’t even find time to watch tv!

  • Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?

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  • I’m a member of a femcel community. They mostly talk about not showering. That’s fine, they are clearly very accepting of people because I’m a cis straight male with kids and no one seems to mind when I comment on something.

    I’d much rather be around someone smelly than someone….*waves hand generally in OPs direction * … gross.

  • Parenting advice

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  • You eat it or we send you back up to deal with the Nords. You’re call.

  • Parenting advice

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  • Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.

  • My Religion

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  • No can do. I’m from the south. Conversation isn’t supposed to be efficient. I could be held legally responsible if a conversation last shorter than ten minutes.

  • My Religion

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  • I have pretty severe adhd. Going thru treatment options now because cocaine isnt the standard treatment lol

    I drink a lot of soda and before cocaine I was up to 4 amp energy drinks a day plus the sodas.

    I was totally one of those “don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee “ but with energy drinks

  • My Religion

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  • Whenever I tell people I don’t drink tea or coffee because of my religion the conversation goes like this

    “Your Mormon?!”

    “Not really, not so much anymore”

    “So why don’t you drink it now?!”

    “Because it’s gross. It’s an acquired taste I never acquired “

    “How do you wake up then?”

    “Cocaine”

    Edit: I don’t like the taste of cocaine either but I love how it smells.

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • To the Esteemed Corrector of My Spelling, and to the Entire Divine Assembly—He, She, They, It, and the One Made of Pure Bureaucratic Light:

    Let all realms fall silent as I reveal my transgression:

    I, humble fumbler of keyboards and repeat offender of vowel placement, did commit the unspeakable sin of typing feal instead of feel.

    This error is not merely a human fault.

    It is a violation of God’s sacred decrees, scribed on the Celestial Tablets of Spelling Accuracy—tablets which, I must add, are heavy enough that even angels don’t like moving them.

    For this disgrace, I accept the age-old punishments:

    Ten Lashes of Linguistic Shame,

    Seven Thunders of Divine Spellcheck,

    and the cold, judgmental stare of every librarian within a 500-mile radius.

    Yet still, the weight of my error demands more.

    Thus, I shall ascend a distant, storm-crowned mountain to train under an impossibly old master, one whose wisdom predates fonts themselves.

    Possibly a dragon.

    Almost certainly a dragon, given the scheduling.

    This master will instruct me in the ancient arts:

    the Flame of Proper Grammar,

    the Wingbeats of Syntax,

    and the Tail-Swipe of Unquestionable Verb Conjugation.

    Only then shall I be purified.

    Signed with Reverence, Regret, and Unavoidable Scheduling Conflicts:

    Michael, Pilgrim of the Celestial Grammar Order,

    Temporarily Unavailable Next Tuesday

    (Because the Ancient Dragon Master said that was the only day they could fit me in),

    and Kevin, I Am So Sorry—

    Please Rent a U-Haul as I’ll need my truck for travel

    For I Must Honor This Sacred Quest.

  • What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

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  • This a more “a man” than “the man” but I had a boss I hated who was really into horoscopes.

    So I learned all about them so I could memorize every one else’s sign and continue to forget his.

    Good luck writing me up for that Rob. Oh wait you couldn’t anyway because I outlasted you!

    He also insisted I write “inspirational quotes” on the weekly sales paper for my team to feal inspired . nietzsche it is.

  • How does one stop comparing oneself to others?

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  • I’ve noticed it seems very easy for other people to do it.

  • Removed

    Trump epstein identical operation

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  • He probably bankrupted that too

  • Scheduling is hard

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  • I was the exact opposite kind of boss and got great results.

    “I don’t care why I care how often”

    At least I would get advanced notice when people weren’t afraid to call me.

    Also when I called around to fill shifts I wouldn’t guilt trip people “can you cover for bill? No? Okay thanks for answering “

    The other bosses would call me to call their employees because they would answer me. One of my favorites was calling another boss and saying “Claire’s going to come in”. “What? She told me she couldn’t make it!!!”

    “If I were you I wouldn’t mention that when she comes in. Just be happy the shift is filled”

    Respect goes both ways at work. I got more work out of my team than anybody because I had their back as much as they had mine.

  • Is there an actual picture of Mohamed or painting that we can view? Without pissing off all of Islam?

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  • Rodney dangerfield?

  • What's the story behind your username and avatar?

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  • I have the user name “aeao” on Xbox. Just 4 letters. One day it’ll be worth millions!

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • Irs actually not dangerous in the same way driving blind is. I doubt you care about crumple Zones.

    In one situation you drive blindly into an accident… the other “well rear ending can sometimes be bad!!!!”

    It never is. The you’re wrong, crazy, and also stupid.

    You’re entire argument is “driving blindly is safer than stopping blindly” it’s dumb. It’s a dumb argument. When is going ever safer than stopping lol? You are dumb.

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • You know you are arguing a lot about your right to drive blind. You might be a narcissist. You are arguing very clearly that if you hurt someone while driving blind it’s their fault.

    Maybe you are just incapable of empathy. If you kill people bit you get to your destination quicker… that’s a Win.

    Maybe you just suck?

    Let me ask you this

    You’ll get 1 million dollars but a new born infant will be skinned alive… do you take the money?

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • They’d live to disagree. The people you kill by driving blind wouldn’t. That survivorship biase

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • I don’t think driving a multi ton machine while blind is a good idea

  • Good luck, everybody

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  • If you get rear ended you’ll survive. Why should your crappy eyesight or wind shield be my problem? Stay home.