Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

Wait, that references something that actually happened?

edit This?

https://www.runtime.news/how-a-500ms-delay-exposed-a-nightmare-scenario-for-the-software-supply-chain/

My uncle would have loved this.

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

You can see his dick through the robe?

Nothing

They already hate us surface dwellers!

Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

He was asking for it!

Ah, thanks!

A mars bar? I don’t get it.

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been done!