I don’t think Mr. Potato Head ever wore pants.

If you don’t know who is a masked criminal, they are all masked criminals.

And any self-defense laws are in favor of the assaulted.

I am 40 and we weren’t saying that in high school or college. Regional, maybe.

Yes, for returnable ones. And no, it wouldn’t. Do you know how much those bottles are worth? Almost nothing.

If you keep up on the news in the last few years, they actually have been addressing that. It’s just too little, way too late.

Should obviously loop around the back to be with the penguins.

I’ve been on SNAP and have never had to pay for the bottles.

And fatty, making it extra delicious.

Replace that hot dog with some breakfast sausage and you have a slice of heaven right there.

That is most of Virginia, but not most of its population, so… Yeah. Let’s to it.

As long as they keep using up all our water, too!

Grey whales have been dying like this in droves up and down the entire west coast, from California to BC. We’ve had thirteen deaths in Washington alone so far this year. It’s shocking how little attention it’s been getting elsewhere.

I very much am big on user control of their experience.

You might be in the wrong place.

Going to go with neither.

One thing I never hear anyone say, but… It just blows my mind that they could separate a city with a wall. I’m sure soldiers with guns were a big part of it, but still. It just seems so unrealistic.

I just had no idea what the joke was until I saw the trans comments. I was busy thinking, like, “That’s really hard.”

David the Gnome

It’s not an order; it’s voluntary.

Absolutely. Also, forcing your child to eat or sit at the table all night is abuse.

Shame I cancelled Hulu and Disney when they tried to deplatform Kimmel in order to suck Trump’s dick.