so basically you communicate through a string of auto-generated usernames. clever. do you have a rotating cipher? that’s the way to do it if you want to stay ahead of the Nazis

… come back to me, I can do better

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit… and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

as already gave a result in the past

um, what

literal clickbait

yeah, the alternate timeline

god I wish we were there instead

I’m waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It’s always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it’s coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?

I keep reading these every day, hoping for an actual funny one.
I am continually disappointed.

<silly smile at camera>
<not even close to being funny>
<expects upvotes>

in 1995 is used in be close to 10s,

what

FYI, it’s Arctic, not “artic”

Ukraine could offer China? wtf does that even mean?

it really is as simple as attaching the word “freedom” to it, lol

the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

I don’t recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I’m hearing of it

That needless comma in the title, is annoying.

• Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

probably closer to all of 'em

He met up with King Charles a couple days prior, so he’s doing fine. It’s a clear middle finger to this douche clown.

Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise’d

Fix’d it for you

oh no, now I’m gonna get downvote’d

Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag

Love,
-The Pope

meh, VE Day, the rise of National Socialism, what’s the difference?

according to the article it’s a tiny smattering of brain cells grown from stem cells derived from his blood, which he donated before he died specifically for this experiment. it is in no way conscious.