Leo Carpazzi's original lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
His trousers dropped right to the floor
With his bottom bare, he ran to the door
I said, “Frankenstein, what’s gotten into you?”
He said “My dick is hard, and I need to screw!”
[Chorus]
(He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck
(The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck
(He did the fuck) That monster sucked and fucked
(He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck
[Verse 2]
From my laboratory, I heard quite the racket
Deep in the castle, the vampires jacked it
The zombies all fucked in the graveyard grass
Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein’s ass
[Chorus]
(They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck
(The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck
(They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked
(They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck
[Verse 3]
Oh, the beasts all fucked as the orgy spread
Bigfoot gave the Headless Horseman head
Swamp Thing jerked off in the castle moat
While Dracula gagged from the jizz in his throat
The fucking was wet. There was spooge like mad
Igor decided to fuck his own dad
The Mummy let out a horny moan
When Medusa’s bare tits turned his dick stone
[Chorus]
(They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck
(The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck
(They did the fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked
(They did the fuck) They did the monster fuck
[Verse 4]
Oh, but Frankenstein’s bride was the biggest slut
Dracula got balls deep in her butt
She got titty-fucked by a giant spider
Jizz made the streaks in her hair much whiter
She fucked every monster; come one, come all
Her three holes were filled like a bowling ball
And while monsters all fucked his undead bride
Frankenstein just jacked off and cried
[Chorus]
(Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck
(The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck
(The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and fucked
(Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck
[Outro]
One more time
(Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck
(The monster fuck) And do the graveyard fuck
(The monster fuck) Those monsters sucked and they fucked
(Now you should fuck) Now you should monster fuck
(The monster fuck) Monster Fuck
It sure has been, but there's was a time not terribly long ago when there were regulations and actual competition. All that's gone now, so it's not getting any better
Now THIS is shitposting!