They’re still on my shit list for broadcasting my GPS location to my contact list which lead to stalking and violence. Wouldn’t trust them with anything even vaguely considered personal information.

The way that headline was worded I was hoping there was an actual fight between desk jockeys and wrench monkeys.

Was chilling with some friends of friends the other week and operating systems came up and one guy said he ran Ubuntu (I’m on KDE Neon) so we started chatting about that and a guy in the back seat said “Hey, aren’t you guys supposed to be fighting?”.

Somebody asked where they could find me on social media the other day and my response was “strange places using fake names”. Eventually turned into me trying to pitch the fediverse but it kinda landed in much the way birds don’t.

The amount of nonsense I’d use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.

I would hate to try to do it but I imagine the horn does wear out eventually. I myself have maybe used the ‘start a fight with strangers’ button on my car a dozen times in my life, so no personal experience. If I still talked to my sister I could ask her, she drives like it’s GTA:Nebraska and expects everyone else on the road to do the same.

“Did I leave the stove on?”

To me what’s most frustrating/disturbing isn’t that they think they can rewrite laws, people think they can cure diseases with rocks, but that in a lot of ways they effectively can.

See but us preteen 4channers make up a minority of the population. My little clan of nerds in a midwestern high school was easily less than 10% of the students.

Having myself been a horny little perv at that age that surprises me little. Hell, I bet those are low numbers.

Human discovers how to start a bar tavern fight in one easy step

These are also people who claim the constitution was violated when they got a temp ban for threatening to assassinate politicians so we aren’t exactly talking about legal experts here.

I spent a significant portion of a train trip sick in the bathroom once and I think I’d just repeat that…

EDIT: You think I could manage to get a handy if I pick 9?

Most days alternate between 5 and 7 depending on my drug use that day. Today’s more a 7, tempted to make it a 5 though.

I’ve gotten in several arguments with morons over those posts, there does seem to be some section of the population that just can’t comprehend that the 20 page document that you agreed to when you made the account is legally binding.

Well that got the most genuine laugh of anything I’ve seen today. We should do more shenanigans at these events.

See and my friends give me shit for running KDE, soon they’ll have to click past a Viagra ad to do so.

I mean, if I could think of anywhere I would least like to pull that kind of nonsense it’d be Germany.

I mean, if you could come up with one that’d break the monotony a little I guess.

Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.