I Have No Mouth, But You Can't Say Anything Anymore. You Know?

Like it's all, oh you can't say that you'll offend the gays. It's POlitical Correctness gone mad.

Having a bit of banter with the lads at the pub, i tell a joke that's a bit blue and them Some BUSYBODY sticks her (or their?????) head in to tell me to Shut My gob because my hilarious retelling of a Jimy Carr gag (honestly it's not my best impression i think my gervais is a modicum beyter) was 'putrid and boorish' and them was going to 'dump their pint on your fucking head if you don't shut up now'

So I turned around to give they what for and my mouth immediately sewed itself shit

Well,,,, wokies??? You got what you wanted. Are you happy nlw. Can't say anything mo more