I just inhaled a mosquito

I'm sick, so I'm stumbling around my house open mouthed and gasping for air and sucked down a goddamned mosquito.

It's fucking January in the northern hemisphere. Mosquitoes should be a non-starter. Instead I'm sick, the earth is shitting the bed, and I just inhaled a fucking mosquito.

Thanks Obama.

ETA I had a piece of mosquito stuck between my gap teeth. Life is no longer worth living.