dont take care of yourself

you should wallow in your own filth and stare at twitter all day. you should think that everyone is deeply fucked up and assume that everyone in the world is posting to reddit and twitter. whatever you do, do not go outside. do not breathe in the fresh winter air. do not clean your surroundings. do not form relationships with other human beings. do not feel happy.

fuck you for listening to this important hexbear PSA. you should feel sad!