gf (looking over my shouldre without alerting me 🙄):

the “bearsite” again, C**l? (my real name) i really don't think that's a healthy environment for you. especially after the struggle...assembly? you told me about…

me: session. it's alliterative, you see.

gf: :/

me: i'm asking this literally without the intent of being condescending (nonviolent communication) - but do you need me to explain what "alliterative" means?