I thought about M Night Shymalan again and now I can't stop laughing because he made a movie called Old

"Bro let's go to the beach that makes you old bro oh no bro now that guys old bro I'm so scared" lmao wtf was that movie? You can't make a movie that fucking dumb, it's illegal. Stop M night, you're killing me.

Dude literally sat down and was like "Oh man, you know what would be scary? What if when you got pruning from swimming at the beach it was actually the beach making you OLD! Oh fuck that's what I'm going to call it! I'm so smart."

Please let this man make all the movies ever.