Update on Berlins instantly congested til shutdown urban Autobahn: We traffic simulated it but sadly, the car drivers don't adhere to our simulations
Update on Berlins instantly congested til shutdown urban Autobahn: We traffic simulated it but sadly, the car drivers don't adhere to our simulations
After some hollabaloo about whether there were any traffic simulations the situation as of now is Ute Bondes (carbrain democratic union) says there were traffic simulations, but the car drivers refuse to adhere to them.
Now you might think this is deeply, deeply stupid but it gets better: all the car drivers actually do adhere to them, because all the traffic simulations showed exactly what is happening; perma-congestion. I assume this was too woke for the CDU and as such they ignored it and opened the thing anyways. Proposed fixes now include turning a bike lane into a car lane (instantly got thrown out because it's too complicated) or turning a parking lane into a car lane (instantly got thrown out because muh parking). The solution as of now is wait for the nearby bridge to be fixed (not happening) for more lanes, surely that'll alleviate the problem.
When she's not busy fucking up an entire district of Berlin on account of carbrain, Ute Bonde spends her time proposing good things such as "building another landing strip at the catastrophe that is the BER Berlin airport" or "building a maglev tram"