ICP - Santa's a Fat B*tch (CW: horrorcore & low impact slurs)

CW: fat shaming and low impact misogynist slurs | violent imagery | critique of santa | 1994-era ICP ^{No f-slurs! Surprisingly chill by the standards of the genre and era, frankly.}

It's that time again.

Shaggy 2 Dope

Yeah I got something to say about St. NickFuck that hoe he never brought Shaggs shitNo toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,So I eat it, cause there ain't nothing in the cupboardsSo I'll be quick, quick and briefAll I need for Christmas is my two front teethI got my teeth, kicked out my mouthI need a few new ones could you help me outShould of known I'd get the short end of the stickNo kinda gift I didn't get shitSome say I was bad but that wasn't itIt's all because, Santa's a fat bitch

Santa interlude

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto.Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."

Violent J

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?I see you got cookies and milk on your chinI guess you had time to collect your endsYou always been down for your rich friendBut Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my wayNothing but coal and dirt for little JI guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaftYou need to loose some of that fat ass, ehAll the little rich boys they gettin payedCounting the toys and duckets they madeMe? I got a little half little chunk of dog shitI'm a kill that fat bitch

There's a whole Christmas album. 4 (four)!! tracks. Can't believe this shit is 31 years old fuck. Anyway I'm not gonna go through and figure out if additional CWs are needed. It's classic ICP, dusty interesting beats and horrorcore lyrics, if you're gonna click if you probably know what to expect.

https://youtu.be/watch?v=JOM_-alKo2U

Or you can skip that and just listen to the last track which has almost industrial/noise vibes. Don't think there's any rap just samples: https://youtu.be/watch?v=NaEEgTYKZ0U

Merry Chr Hang in there comrades. Hope you lot make it through these trying times unscathed.