Black Dresses - CARTOON NETWORK

[Intro: Devi McCallion]Programming like thisIs made possibleBy viewers like you!

[Verse 1: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked outEvery day, every day, I can't get the evil outEvery night I feel so far awaySomeday, somedayWill it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand new episodeEvery day, I guess we'll see just how far it goesEvery day, it seems like no one sees and no one knowsEvery day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]Most days I just feel like I'm making it upCall off the showI pray to god that I'm just making it upI don't wanna go to the show!

[Chorus: Ada Rook]I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like"This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!"Tweet about it, "more stories like this, so important!"But it really happenedOh god, it really happened!

[Spoken: Devi McCallion & Ada Rook]"So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something..""Uh-huh.""And, it's like.. There's these fucked up kids...""Uh-huh.""And like, through the power of uh...""Understanding!""Yeah! It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or something...""Uh-huh.""They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like, fine.."(Both laughing)

[Bridge: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]Aaaaaghhhhh!What the fuck!What the...I wanna do that again, yeah

[Verse 2: Devi McCallion]Every day, it's another new episodeEvery day, slice a bit more meat off the bone

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]I can feel the evil in meI'm such a faker reallyMeat off the bones...Crisis line, all agents busyI feel so guiltyMeat off the...

[Outro: Ada Rook & Devi McCallion]What the fuck?!What the fuck?!What the fuck?!What the fuck?!What the fuck?!