Problems shopping

I can't stand touch, and look unhappy most the time.

Today i had a choke point hip check and a "i need help" lady asking me for judgement on which of her melons was ripest.

I hate going "browse" shopping because women are weird. I usually get in, get what i need, and gtfo.

I'm married, 44, overweight, wearing a black puffy coat, and balding.

My wife makes fun of me because of how uncomfortable i am with people getting in my personal space.

She caught a shot of a lady reaching between my legs to get a bag of chips today, and I'm ultra skeeved. Ruined my whole fucking day. 🫩

If a man did this they would get kicked out of the dang trader Joe's.