Canada offers to support American "NO KINGS" protest, draws line at "NO QUEENS"

With millions across America taking part in today’s planned “No Kings” protest, Canadians have signalled their willingness to lend support – though emphasize that they still have a “weird affection” for their recent Queen.

“We Canadians understand American’s eagerness to show President Trump that he is not their king, and we are all to willing to dunk on our own King Charles to do it,” explained Prime Minister Mark Carney. “We’ve always been at best lukewarm on the guy, and honestly we keep forgetting that he is technically our current monarch.” [...]