Impressionable teen falls in with wrong socioeconomic class
Impressionable teen falls in with wrong socioeconomic class
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Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class

Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in with the wrong socioeconomic class. “I don’t know what went wrong—we’ve always tried to funnel him towards wealthy, high-class people,” said tearful 53-year-old mother Deborah Langford, who added that she first became concerned after discovering her son had skipped rowing practice to hang out with a mid-level manager’s child. [...]