Saudi Fund Announces Acquisition of Video game maker From Software

In a second surprise deal mere days after Video game publisher Electronic Arts announced it's own acquisition agreement; Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, Silver Lake and Jared Kushner’s Affinity Partners turn their eyes towards From Software the video game studio responsible for developing franchises such as Elden Ring and The adventures of Cookie and Cream. in a new 20 billion dollar and a boat acquisition deal.

"We are very excited to add From software to our growing catalog." Jared Kushner commented in an exclusive interview with Linus Tech tips. "We are looking into options to push forward the medium like implementing crypto currencies and Using generative AI to cut costs." When asked about his favorite From Software games Jared replied: "I played a lot of Lies of P and Lords of the Fallen. We want to do a crossover titled Lords of the pee"

Representative director and President of the Studio Hidetaka Miyazaki was interviewed after the announcement and asked about the business strategy of the company going forward:

"we want to broaden the appeal of our franchises" He commented as he was preparing to move to his new Abu Dhabi boat office. "Our new partners are open to exciting new game mechanics like a dedicated button to skip difficult bosses or a difficulty slider. We are sure our hardcore audience will appreciate these ideas as well."

When asked about the possibility of exclusive IP's for this new era for the video game studio, Miyazaki was excited to show us a mood board stacked with mid journey generations:

"We want our franchises to reflect the values of our partners, so in the coming days we will be announcing a couple of surprises for gamers to enjoy: NEOM Souls is the story of a child migrant worker heroically participating in the construction of a massive line-shaped city."

NEOM souls will be the first "line type game" as Miyazaki described. It will also be the first game to use half the GPU Processing to mine Trump coins as an anti cheat measure. We were also shown a trailer for Slurpborne A new cooperative NFT horror game that portrays the inhabitants of a formidable gothic boat club turning into apes after using too many slurp juices. The poster shows an imposing dark hunter with the Tagline "Fear the old juice."