Man, Minor League baseball games are fun as hell

Got free tickets from my boss for one and it's a real experience sitting in a tiny ass stadium covered in ads for divorce attorneys and septic tank services while. Next to me is some dad who can't afford to go to a Major League game, so he's gotten really into the Podunkville Champs and is getting piss drunk on Miller Light. He's yelling at his team to beat the Bumfuckberg Lumberjacks while his unattended children run around like banshees.

I also go two free Modelos and a pretzel.