The 10 Commandments

Man is born tired and lives to get a rest.
Love thy bed as you love thyself.
Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.
Do not work – work kills.
If you see someone resting, help him out.
Work as little as you can, and convey all the work you can to another.
In shade is salvation – nobody died from resting.
Work earns illness – do not pass away young.
If you have an urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass.
When you see people eat and drink, approach them. When you see them work, withdraw yourself not to trouble them.