MAGA My Assets Got Annihilated

Trump and his cult keep screaming "we punished China!"—but open your fridge. Food prices +25% since 2020. Gas? Thank his "genius" tariffs and sanctions.

Trump’s "historic" deals in review:

China: Didn’t lose. Just moved factories to Vietnam/Mexico. Result: More expensive iPhones, Walmart flooded with Shein junk.

Brexit "win": The U.S. got... access to British cheese. Yay?

"Mexico pays for the wall": 🤡 (spoiler: U.S. taxpayers footed the bill).

Meanwhile, the MAGA time bomb ticks:

India vs. Pakistan: If war breaks out, oil hits $150+, your 401(k) tanks. But Haley/Trump are already yelling "bomb them!" (Raytheon’s stock 📈).

Venezuela: Sanctions = cheap oil for China, $4/gal for you.

The Fed: Stuck fighting inflation worsened by Trump’s deficits/tariffs.

Bottom line: Rich guys bought stocks while MAGA peasants chanted "USA!". Now you’ve got skyrocketing mortgages and a side hustle delivering DoorDash. But keep voting for the guy who torpedoed your savings—as long as he "owns the libs," right?

Originally Posted By u/AcrobaticWeolla At 2025-05-10 09:04:05 AM | Source