Premise: Vegans are the Persians of 300 BC, but without their will to live. They have time traveled to the present. Please see post body for my defense.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19399286

1.) They go to war at the drop of a bronze helmet 2.) They rely on vast numbers to win, rather than tactics or strategy 3.) Fanatical loyalty of a central corps of elite soldiers keeps the rest of the army in check 4.) Eat a lot of chickpeas 5.) Usually win 6.) Elephants