Stay with me.
I love RED DEAD REDEMPTION. I have beaten both 1 & 2.
I’m not some kind of pacifist. I just get tired of shooting at imaginary people.
So… I thought one day I would get some practice with the sniper rifle killing stray dogs.
Holy shit!
The game threw a fit!
Full on murderous possie immediately.
But here’s what’s worse: the game HID ALL THE DOGS.
So… it just made shooting the dogs more special. Btw— I did this more in 1 than 2.
And I can’t find dogs in GTAV.
Mostly I won’t shoot imaginary people anymore. Just dogs. It’s a thrill.


What everyone fails to acknowledge here is that I have submitted an authentically unpopular opinion.
There are many players of violent video games— GTAV specifically, who don’t care who they shoot or run over. It isn’t really about baddies
What do you want, a medal? Seek therapy.
This is honestly hysterical!
Everyone: kills people in video games.
Me: doesn’t.
Everyone to me: GET THERAPY!