U.S. health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is pursuing federal government access to most Americans’ medical records, in a quest to research a link between vaccines and autism — a connection the medical establishment studied for decades and flatly rejects.
But he’s the specialest boy with the big braim that knows all the sekrit autisms. Nobody can trust the entirety of science, only him.
Also call a hospital, because I now have a brainworm from getting into character.