Mine are as follows:

  1. Getting chased by a Saint Mary statue that was made like a greek statue and 30 feet tall. She was stomping the hell out of the grounds.
  2. Getting chased by a chuckie doll.
  3. Watching a demon little girl eat a human bone like it was popeye’s chicken fresh out the oil. She looked hungry. I was like just staring. O_O

Anyway what are yours?

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    1.) Being a traditional French onion seller on his push bike whilst being chased by a ten foot prawn (shrimp) around the street I was born on.

    2.) A recurring dream where I’m walking back from a shop and a vehicle goes past that beeps and waves and as I throw my hand up to wave back whatever I’m carrying flies out of my hand and hits another vehicle on the road, causing varying degrees of carnage.

    3.) I received a finger transplant for a missing digit. I then got arrested for high-end gallery art theft. Turned out my finger donor had committed the crime. They re-amputated the finger and put it in a tiny jail cell. I visited regularly.