Everything else aside, we do not call soccer football. Instead, ‘football’ is what we call the worst and most boring and most physically injurious sport in the entire world, known to you as American Football.
Please don’t come here only to get shot downtown trying to watch a sport we don’t care about over here.
I know this topic has passed, but I didn’t have a social media account back then.


Rugby is a lot safer for serious injuries because there’s less stoppage and no padding. Also there isn’t hitting involved.
Hockey is probably worse though because you can reach higher speeds and have less balance, however the slipperiness will save you from some leg injuries.